Granted, but you cant think of anything to say.

I wish for enlightenment.

 

The sheer magnitude of your new wisdom is too much for you to handle. Depression seeps in, you realize life has no meaning, and you become a hermit in the foothills of west virginia.

I wish I was a famous actor.

 

Granted, You are a famous gay pron star.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Granted you grow to seven feet tall and can no longer fit in your S2000.

I wish Honda would stop producing the S2000.

 

Granted, but after doing so they find some major flaw in its design and in an unprecedented decision, refund MSRP to all current owners and collect the cars for demo.

I wish I could play the guitar like Hendrix.

 

Granted, but I loose my fingers in a smelting accident

I wish I posted this in the corner

 

Granted. But although you have the talent, you are too stoned to ever play.

I wish I could live forever.

 

Granted, Aliens land and take over Earth enslaving mankind in the process.

I wish I invented the internet.

 

Granted. You instantly turn into Al Gore.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

 

Granted, you fall once and become paralyzed.

I wish Elvis was not dead.