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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:25 PM
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yea i honestly dont understand why he would smoke like that before a test in 2 days..but he thinks drinking a shit load of water and takin this dumb cleansing liquid will work...he better be right...if hes not..hes screwed.

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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:27 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by IrishS2k
thats one of the reasons he smoked...he found out it wasnt a hair test..and he thinks he can trick the pee test.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:37 PM
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Also, I saw a guy drink a capful of bleach and pop niacin pills a few hours before a random urine test. He was NOT feeling well after that, but his test came back clean. He had used ecstasy the night before. I have no idea if he was just lucky or if that crap worked (or if it will work for weed).


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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:45 PM
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Go rent the movie Gattica
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:50 PM
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so does anyone know if he jsut drinks 2 gallons of water..and takes the cleansor tomorrow 4 hours before the test he will be clean? or atleast are his chances good?
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:52 PM
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He needs to drink that cleanser NOW. And sit on the toilet all night
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:56 PM
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go to a headshop (smoke shop) they have drinks there. i wouldnt trust GNC.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by IrishS2k
so does anyone know if he jsut drinks 2 gallons of water..and takes the cleansor tomorrow 4 hours before the test he will be clean? or atleast are his chances good?
As a former urinalysis screener..NO..if he smokes regularly the THC content in his system will be HIGH for more than a couple of days..The cleaner trick might work for the occasional user. He might get lucky.

Tell him to drink a pint of Canadian Club just before the test....He won't pass but he won't care.
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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 05:14 PM
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its pretty funny cause im sitting here watch im drink 2 shots of tap water every minute...till 10 oclock...its 9:12 right now and hes complaining about his stomach...this should teach the dumbass but i know it wont....after 10 hes waiting an hour and then drinking another 2 shots of tap water a minute for another hour..and hes peeing like hell...i bet hell pass cause hes takin the cleaner tomorrow too....hes peeing too much for it to be in his system..damn this is funny haha...

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Old Mar 7, 2004 | 05:19 PM
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Tell him to get a some urine from someone that's clean, take it with him and use it..Good Luck!
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