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my friend needs to pass a drug test...

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Old Mar 8, 2004 | 07:33 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by dave22
a few hours before a "random" urine test.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 01:02 AM
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as long as he followed the directions on the bottle of the "flush" it will work!! dont ask me how i know.. but it works!
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 01:34 AM
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Tell him not to do drugs, er, oops, ...to late.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 06:12 AM
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If the one administering the test finds the urine to be too "clear" in color, he can say the test is inconclusive.

One idea that I've heard through the grapevine is take a lil squeeze pouch thing and tape it around your penis and use someone clean's urine.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 06:24 AM
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A small squeeze bulb, like the ones on turkey basters or siphon bulbs can be used. they hold a decent amount of liquid and can be concealed easily.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 06:24 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by xviper
I wonder why the company would have such a test in place before hiring someone?
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 10:35 AM
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He should have gotten an enema! It will clean it right out of him.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 11:12 AM
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What a dumbass!!
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 09:56 PM
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if u do bring in someone elses urine.. u better hope they dont make u do it in front of them.. keep the bag of pee close to you because they also check the temperature
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Old Mar 11, 2004 | 07:22 PM
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he deserves to fail that test. if he does happen to pass it somehow, hopefully he will get popped with a "random" test. moron.
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