i dunno, if it's me, i'm looking for girls without a constant reminder that some other bag has had his junk in her love hole.

just sayin'

 

The kid says not many bags were used

 

Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER date a woman with a child. It will be nothing but a PITA. There's no shortage of women that you have date ones with kids.

I have a 7 month old (I'm married), and when he's not asleep, he requires nearly your full attention. Caring for a baby is full time job and there's no way I would get involved absent providing a half complement of DNA to the child.

Pic related, it's Luke!

 

Not to mention everytime the baby daddy comes over, he is going to look at you and think:

"Yeah I already nailed that ish. How are the sloppy seconds?"

 

Change of plans... We are doing ice cream and mini golf per her suggestion. Shes meeting her girlfriend at her sisters bar for drinks later tonight...

Hopefully my butt piss (READ: https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=805437) will hold off with eating the ice cream and all...

 

how can she putt with a baby on her arm?

how about you offer to wear the baby carrier "Carlos Style"

 

Where does the baby go when she's at the bar?

 

Is she taking the baby to the bar for drinks, too? If not, why is it that she can ditch the kid for drinks, but not for a date with you?


When girls have plans to go out later, there is a place that they like to take guys right before they go out with their other friends. Do you know what that place is called? It's called the Friend Zone. That's where she is taking you for ice cream & mini golf. Have fun at the Friend Zone.

 

WAT TEH FUKC! what kind of mother is she? A 6 month old and you're going to go to the bar for drinks after playing mini-golf with a stepdad applicant? They dont make women like they used to.

 

i see your avatar but