There was man out front of the rest rooms, pacing back and forth, obviously in serious trouble. The occupent in the mens washroom was obviouly way over his head.
Just as he figured he could take it no longer, a women came out of the other door, and noticed his uncomfort.
She said to the gentleman, you can use the Ladies washroom, there is no one in it. but you have to promise not to touch the buttons on the side wall!
He was so overjoyed he immediatly aggreed, and promised not to touch. Upon hitting the toilet, and relieving himself, he noticed the buttons on the side.
Labeled

(WW)
(WA)
(PP)
(ATR)

He could hardly contain his curiosity, and decided that no one would know if touched the buttons.
So he hit the first one ( WW )
just then warm water carresed his back side, He quite enjoyed it. He decided to try the next one ( WA ) just then a stream of warm air delicatly dryed his back side.
He could not believe the amenities that were offered in the womens washroom!
He hit the next one ( PP ) a silky soft powder puff gently swifted over his bottem. He was in heaven, not knowing that something could feel so good. He couldn't wait any longer. He had to try the last one, (ATR) knowing it had to be the ultimate in self indulgence.

He opened his eyes, looked up into the face of a nurse, she had a smirk on her face. " What happened? the last thing I remember was I was in the ladies washroom"
The nurses smile widened, as she spoke " you pushed one to many buttons, the last was the Automatic Tampon Remover...Your dicks under your pillow! "

 

ahahahaah.

punchline to old classic.

handshake...."Tonto Goldstien, nice to meet you"

 

Two good old classic jokes. Guess I'm old enough to know both of them.

 

grrrrrooooooooooosssssss!!!!!!!