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Passing gas in front of the lady (or guy) friend

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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:44 AM
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just out of curiosity. i've been with my girlfriend for almost 9 months, am 100% positive she's the one i'll marry, and we are completely comfortable with each other.
but...there's no "sharing" of wind passage. i don't really mind it either way.

what do you guys do?
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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:44 AM
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hmm maybe this should be in BL...if so, feel free to move it gasman
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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:47 AM
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Loud as possible.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:47 AM
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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by cthree,May 6 2010, 08:47 AM
Loud as possible.
Agreed.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by cthree,May 6 2010, 09:47 AM
Loud as possible without sharting yourself.
Fixed.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 07:00 AM
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depends on the relationship. i'm pretty forthright and obnoxious so i dutch-oven'd my wife one of the first times she stayed in my old apartment.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 07:07 AM
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Longer you're together...the less it'll matter.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 07:08 AM
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Just get it out of the way early dude. OR, next time she's in bed, do a handstand beside her, ass towards her, and unleash a reverse gravity fart geyser.
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Old May 6, 2010 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by drewmob,May 6 2010, 08:00 AM
depends on the relationship. i'm pretty forthright and obnoxious so i dutch-oven'd my wife one of the first times she stayed in my old apartment.


My wife and I are both the same way, and we will regularly try to do this to each other.

Hers are short, while mine...I can pretty much carry out a song. It has almost turned into a competition. haha.
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