Hell, I fart, sh!t, and piss in front of the old lady.....no big deal.

 

Loud and proud. It's a sign of true companionship and ease.

 

It's situational: first date, you really gotta gauge the other person.

Once the seal has been broken (in every sense of the term), there's no turning back.

 

We were that way at first. Until she started farting while we were sleeping and waking both of us up. Then all gloves were off.

 

For the first couple of years, I was actually pretty careful to not fart. I knew she didn't mind but I still didn't feel like.

Now we're on 5th year and I try to fart as creatively as possible.

Seriously, do it loud and proud.

 

sharting adds bonus points...

 

Ive dated my chick for 3 years, me and her just let that shit rip constantly. Sometimes if im laying down I hold my legs up and rip one, it sounds the loudest at that point

 

My buddy mastered the hard count fart. He'd suddenly stand up and yell "hut...hut....ppppffffffttttt" and blow ass right on cue, as if hiking a football.

Comedy gold the first time I saw it.

 

Also, I have had a shitty day. (No pun intended)

This definitely made me

 

Let one rip one morning as you both are still in bed and groggy. Then point your finger at her and blame her.