Passing gas in front of the lady (or guy) friend
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,May 12 2010, 11:45 AM
Yeah, everybody poops, but not everybody gets ATM'd. I feel like stinky farts could negatively impact the chances of your A ever experiencing an M in and around it.
Besides, I don't dig guys so I would never experience ATM. Just sayin'
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Originally Posted by josh7owens,May 12 2010, 02:07 PM
if I was in bed and my chick farted you best bet I wouldn' be boning her down that night
Both heads above the sheets, or yours below...
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Originally Posted by josh7owens,May 12 2010, 04:07 PM
if I was in bed and my chick farted you best bet I wouldn' be boning her down that night
This made me think of an ex girlfriend story. I'll keep it short. I was going to town on her doggy style, was fast paced in and out. Graphic yes, a necessary evil. Anyway, I get to going harder and faster and as I pull out I'm noticing the pocket of air if you will that goes in as I'm out. (We've all heard it) So I'm ignoring it no big deal when I hear it again, loud. No problem. It couldn't have been any longer than a few seconds when I realized we had just gotten back from lunch, and she had eaten broccoli cheddar soup. It was hard to keep going. Did I finish, of course. I'm disgusting.
Just thought I'd share. Be mindful of HER meals before you do the deed.
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Originally Posted by josh7owens,May 12 2010, 12:07 PM
if I was in bed and my chick farted you best bet I wouldn' be boning her down that night
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