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Apr 10, 2009 | 10:06 AM

#61

JayJones

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lolzzzz thread revived.

Apr 10, 2009 | 10:22 AM

#62

martin j

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From: Dunfermline.

Pick a biggish lass and try,....... "You don't don't sweat much for a fat bird, I can change that though."

Apr 10, 2009 | 12:05 PM

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Backspin23

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From: Medford, OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate4635,Apr 10 2009, 10:39 AM

"Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

nice

put the sensual back in nonconsensual.

Apr 10, 2009 | 12:18 PM

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apxking

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From: California

Never works...maybe 1 in 1000...maybe..

but..."Hi" will always work and after that it's all up to you.

Apr 10, 2009 | 01:07 PM

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LuDawg

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From: Napa Valley / Got Grapes?

"Are your pants made out of glass? Because I can see myself in them!"

Pick up lines are so cheesy....but FUNNY!

Lu Dawg

Apr 10, 2009 | 01:54 PM

#66

pputkowski

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You're a sexy chocolate strawberry.

Apr 13, 2009 | 06:41 PM

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tua40278

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From: Philadelphia

^^^ best movie ever!!!

Apr 13, 2009 | 07:33 PM

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frofro24

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From: Hawaii

Hey whats up bitch? I'll take what ever you are buying me...

Apr 13, 2009 | 09:17 PM

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jeggy

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after being denied, "maybe you should lower your standards too."

Apr 13, 2009 | 09:59 PM

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viet_boi_racin

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hey, you got 276 bones in your body right? ...... Want another one?

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