I go maybe 3 times a day on a good day. Sometimes more depending what I eat because if I eat the cheese or milk products I get some major squirting action going on. My significant, on the other hand, only poops once every 2-3 days. A recent King of the Hill episode got us into a heated argument on the proper amount to poop everyday. She says I waste my time pooping all the time, but I get a lot of reading done in there that I wouldnt otherwise set aside time for. Plus it's relaxing. What you guys think? Do I have a right to poop as much as I want to for as long as I want too?

Between you and me guys, I like to stay in there after work for a good 30-45 minutes because that's when my wife is cookign dinner and always asks me to help so by pooping I don't have to help cook which I hate so much.

 

I try to get in and out, no time wasting generally. I'd say on average this occurs once daily.

 

45 min/day to take a dump?! So you spend 273 hours of your life per year on the toilet? Life's too short to just sit on the toilet.

in and out 5 minutes once a day.

 

sounds like you're mildly lactose-intolerant.
my buddy who is a Personal trainer poops 2-3 times a day... vs my buddy who works out all the time and is like a shot gun. once every 3 days and he always uses the plunger....

 

LOL Thats the only place I actually read something thats not off a screen.

 

Get a wireless laptop

 

Once a morning, but its habit more then anything.. I'd hate to screw it up as it would probably impede my social life if I had to leave on say dinner time or something.

I too take my time, do some reading, maybe about 20 minutes. its a great time to reflect on the coming day.

I used to go every other day, but again, I broke the habit. I once went 5 days when I was camping.. I don't recomend it, I was feeling a little heavy after that.

Oh ya, I can't do my thing in public places, hotels are fine, but otherwise I need to be at home... this can be an issue sometimes.

 

 

OMG! LMAO! Dude, I had the EXACT same deal working with my ex. I did eventually figure out I was lactose intolerant and I also got on Prevacid cause turns out my stomach was kinda jacked. But yeah, I used to go to read to get away from my significant other, and especially when it was time to do the dishes or any other chores I felt like dodging lol, and sure enough they'd be done when I got out hahah.

 

Same Here, I cant go comfortably unless im at home.. I dont like far trips...