this is one of the best threads ever.

mostly sinkers for me, I had one the other day that was so long it was down the hole and sticking out of the water. It scared me, I wished I would have taking a pic of that. It was a magnificent turd.



You guys wipe front to back, back to front, or both?

 

[QUOTE=mav,Apr 27 2005, 03:36 PM] So do you people shit out floaters or sinkers?

 

At least 3 times a day, twice in the morning and 1 more time later in the day. No more than 5 minutes at most any time. It's a toilet not a library.

 

I have a drawer in the cabinet next to the toilet specifically for reading material while taking a dump, and no it's not p-o-r-n (that's what the internet if for ), but rather the latest Scientific American magazines, maybe a magazine on mixed martial arts, some select business magazines, and a good book. what I read depends on my mood and the size of my dump.

all told, it can take me 10-20 minutes, depending on how interested I am in whatever it is I'm reading.

I usually have to flush three times; once almost immediately because the first one out is usually quite a log and if it pokes above the water it stinks up the place so I'll flush it away, and then typically twice more because I've usually got a few small ones left to expel, and then I'm real thorough about wiping my ass so I end up flushing twice since I don't want to clog the toilet.

like Mindcore, I used to have a problem pooping in public, especially if I had to fart or something, but I overcame that soon after college. now I don't give a shit (not literally, but pun intended).

this thread is funny, and for some reason I feel like I just gave a "Truth" answer to "Truth or Dare".

 

I hate going #2 at work cuz i have to stand up. No way in hell I wanna catch some atrocious disease by sitting down. When my thighs start burining, I'm outty.

 

^stu is a 'hoverer'

 

There are more germs on a door knob than a toilet seat.

 

Not after I'm done. It comes out with such force that it splashes and leaves the can with war scars.

 

metabolism plays a big role in the rate of pooping action

 

you should try sitting down completely before letting loose with your war cannon.

if there's shit on the seat afterwards, something ain't being done right. in the bowl, yes. on the seat,