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Old May 1, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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Old May 1, 2005 | 02:15 PM
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I want to know if anyone sharts. And you know you do.
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Old May 1, 2005 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by alex619s2000,May 1 2005, 03:15 PM
I want to know if anyone sharts. And you know you do.
You mean simultaneous expulsion of fecal matter and intestinal gas?

I don't really do it. Some people at work in the neighboring stalls do. My wife also brings stories of how loud and obnoxious neighboring stalls are in women's restrooms.
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Old May 1, 2005 | 03:34 PM
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shart = shit + fart.

Its when you think you have to fart so you let it go ( or push it out - which adds insult to injury) but it ends up being more than you expected.

A small shart is manageable and usually only necessitates a visit to the restroom. But a big shart is a bad day ( i.e. how the hell do I make it to the parking lot without anyone seeing the skidmark up the backside of my pants?!?)
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Old May 1, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by pulp350z,May 1 2005, 03:34 PM
shart = shit + fart.

Its when you think you have to fart so you let it go ( or push it out - which adds insult to injury) but it ends up being more than you expected.

A small shart is manageable and usually only necessitates a visit to the restroom. But a big shart is a bad day ( i.e. how the hell do I make it to the parking lot without anyone seeing the skidmark up the backside of my pants?!?)
a.k.a. a "Hershey Squirt" or "Cosby's Revenge"...
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