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i was worried about this before i went to college, seeing as how the bathrooms are notorious for being scummy..by pure luck, my dorm got brand new bathrooms over the summer and man are they clean..i became adjusted and am fully comfortable now , although at work or somethign like that its a different story
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I am an insanely fast pooper... I'm talking like 30-40 seconds from when I walk in to when I flush. The first time my new roommate witnessed it last year he just stood there in shock and asked if I had really just pooped.
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From: I live in an ER
Originally Posted by Mindcore,Apr 26 2005, 02:34 PM
Oh ya, I can't do my thing in public places, hotels are fine, but otherwise I need to be at home... this can be an issue sometimes.
Hell for me on long trips too, Im a "po' boy'" from the country and driving in HEAVY Traffic is fun, but tears my stomach up. Nerves I guess, but I love traffic, its like a big game, especially if im in the S.
But as long as we are talking about shaving balls and shower nasties.......
Prepare to Laugh Your A** OFF
When I poop it has to be at home, or a relative or close friend's house
and I have to be NAKED
Yes naked, nude, mybirthday suit.WHY you ask?
I don't know, a psychological thing I guess, I have tried going with a shirt on and pants around the ankles.......... but it just don't happen............NO socks, hats, or even jewlery.
My mother says, its because whenever I was Potty Trained it was in the summer and all I would wear would be a diaper. and I would take the diaper off and poop, therefore being naked. (there is not science to back it up, but it does make some sense)
Anyway Im not embarrassed by it, Ive been made fun of for so long it's just a big joke to me. Sad thing about it is I'm 22 and still can't go COMFORTABLY with clothes on.
Hope you got a laugh sorry post was so long, but I think it was well worth the read.
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From: South Jersey
Originally Posted by NVMY4N,Apr 26 2005, 09:33 PM
Hell for me on long trips too, Im a "po' boy'" from the country and driving in HEAVY Traffic is fun, but tears my stomach up. Nerves I guess, but I love traffic, its like a big game, especially if im in the S.
But as long as we are talking about shaving balls and shower nasties.......
Prepare to Laugh Your A** OFF
When I poop it has to be at home, or a relative or close friend's house
and I have to be NAKED
Yes naked, nude, mybirthday suit.WHY you ask?
I don't know, a psychological thing I guess, I have tried going with a shirt on and pants around the ankles.......... but it just don't happen............NO socks, hats, or even jewlery.
My mother says, its because whenever I was Potty Trained it was in the summer and all I would wear would be a diaper. and I would take the diaper off and poop, therefore being naked. (there is not science to back it up, but it does make some sense)
Anyway Im not embarrassed by it, Ive been made fun of for so long it's just a big joke to me. Sad thing about it is I'm 22 and still can't go COMFORTABLY with clothes on.
Hope you got a laugh sorry post was so long, but I think it was well worth the read.
I can see how this could be a problem in public restrooms.
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From: NoVa
Originally Posted by Saab9-3,Apr 26 2005, 04:33 PM
I am an insanely fast pooper... I'm talking like 30-40 seconds from when I walk in to when I flush. The first time my new roommate witnessed it last year he just stood there in shock and asked if I had really just pooped.
it takes me about 5 minutes alone just to wipe
