Call me "Anal", but I HATE to poop at work. Too much traffic to get my "job" done.

Today, I took me >4< times to successfully complete my mission. Either the 1 of the 2 stalls was occupied (I leave if someones already going), or--
and this was bad:

I line the toilet, pants down, sit.. someone rushes in and grabs the stall next to me... LOVELY. Now I can't go, but I figure I'll sit there and wait it out..

The guy proceeds to bust out a paper (first bad sign as I hear the pages flip)... the has the nasties sounding shvt I've ever heard.

Had to be 50,000,000 farts to go along with it.

Disgruntled, I pulled my pants up, and left!

Anyone else hate pooping with other people around?

 

Hahaha, I hate it too.

It reminds me of my dog. When he goes out to take a chit, he'll look at you, if you're watching he looks hella uncomforable. It's -hella- funny.

 

Work from your house
Pooping problems solved!

 

I've got a 1 hole bathroom at work... privacy is a good thing.

 

...that's why I've constructed for myself a private one toilet bathroom. Secluded high up in the Andes. Whenever I need to take a crap, I'll fly up there in my private jet-copter and have the pilot lower me via a motorized hoist. He will then proceed to fly around some other mountain peaks while I do my business (the whirling of the copter will ruin my concentration). When I'm done, I will call him via satellite phone and he will fly back above my private bathroom, lower the hoist, raise me back up into the copter and fly be back to wherever I was before the crap.

 

I have to say, I am the noisy type with the newspaper.

there are some smart ones who say things like "phewy~~" after they hear me let go and I usually reply "what the heck do u expect in the toilet, freshly baked bread?"

I get pretty bored in the toilet and I think it's a good way to meet people. I would still not shake their hands though.

Yes most think i am weird.

Keep poopin'

 

I think this is weird that people can't go when others are around ..... I think it is the sign of a very strange upbringing ..... if you need to go, go, what does it matter if others can hear you ??? everyone is doing the same thing in there .... apart from realthing obviously

 

I think it's to do with the whole primary school "you just had a poo, you are yucky" thing. Perhaps there are people who are traumatised from some bad experiences in the past.

One possible explanation

 

Man! The problems people let themselves have!

Funny, you are uncomfortable going to the bathroom when others can hear you, but you have no problems telling the world about what a ninny you are

 

oh another thing. amartin, you are anal.

someone was bound to say it. i am glad it was me.