I just recently discovered what happens to your poop when you eat a whole package of Oreos in one night...

 

All toilets should be totally soundproofed I reckon

 

I got a pat on the back once coming out of the traps in work

Good Lad the guy said!!

 

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the funniest recount of a pooping expedition I have read in a while.....The shit that cracks me up (no pun intended) is when those Nokias first started putting games on their phones. One day I was doing my business at work and all of a sudden I hear all this beeping and shit. I finally realized that the dude in the next stall busted out his phone and was playing games. lol, I do my best to make it so that no one hears me in there and this dude is beeping away like he's in an arcade! lol, crazy ppl.

 

Hey, if I go, I go, and when I go, I make sure it's ALL done... so I'm a mix of a out-of-the-closet pooper as well as an Uncle Ted

 

lol, LordVagabond, your avatar seems HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE in this thread! j/k

 

I stray away from public washrooms for the most part... l unless it's a dire situation, I won't use a public washroom...

 

You remind me of that guy "Sh!tbreak" out of American Pie.

 

Try taking a dump in a community bathroom in your dorm...

nasty... I flush the toliet like 5 times... wipe the seat like 5 times with clorox wipes... spray with lysol... and still put TP on the seat lol.

 

I don't mind going at work or even sitting on a warm seat but I get seriously grossed out if there are scorch marks in the bowl leftover by the previous pooper .