Pooping at work...disgusting
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tombrew
[B]I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the need some people have for "ass-gaskets," the thin paper designed to protect your backside from the evils of the public toilet.
[B]I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the need some people have for "ass-gaskets," the thin paper designed to protect your backside from the evils of the public toilet.
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From: Dana Point, CA
I can't believe I just found this thread. Too funny!
I usually don't mind pooping at work. If anything, I enjoy it more than going at home because while I'm salaried, I kind of enjoy the idea that I'm getting paid $50/hour to take a dump!
Warning - the following is not meant to be racist, ethnocentric or discriminatory. It is merely an observation based on the actions of a few people over nealy a year time frame.
In my office, we occupy the entire 12th floor and about half of the 11th floor. The other half of the eleventh floor is occupied by a slimy group of mortgage brokers who are making obscene amounts of money right now since rates are so low but inevitably will be out on the street with no jobs in a year or so when rates go back up.
Anyway... the mortgage broker company started out being almost entirely staffed by middle eastern men. I believe they're Persian but could be wrong. Anyway, they used to literally bug the shit out of the guys in my compay because they have the most disgusting bathroom habits.
It wasn't uncommon to walk into the washroom to see four or five guys standing around, taking notes, or having a conversation with one of the bosses while the boss dropped monkey tail. Nor was it uncommon to see these guys eating (yes eating!) or talking on their cell phones while they were mid - dump.
Finally, over time we began to notice that very, very few of them washed their hands. Number 1 or number 2, it didn't matter. They'd finish their business and just leave.
That kind of stuff just gave me the skeevies and most of us would end up coming up to the 12th floor even just to pee.
Thankfully, I'm on the 12th floor now and don't have to worry about it anymore but it just aint right.
I'm positive that the behaviour of these nasty bastards wasn't indicative of their culture so much as it is indicative of the quality of people they are. Just nasty!
I usually don't mind pooping at work. If anything, I enjoy it more than going at home because while I'm salaried, I kind of enjoy the idea that I'm getting paid $50/hour to take a dump!
Warning - the following is not meant to be racist, ethnocentric or discriminatory. It is merely an observation based on the actions of a few people over nealy a year time frame.
In my office, we occupy the entire 12th floor and about half of the 11th floor. The other half of the eleventh floor is occupied by a slimy group of mortgage brokers who are making obscene amounts of money right now since rates are so low but inevitably will be out on the street with no jobs in a year or so when rates go back up.
Anyway... the mortgage broker company started out being almost entirely staffed by middle eastern men. I believe they're Persian but could be wrong. Anyway, they used to literally bug the shit out of the guys in my compay because they have the most disgusting bathroom habits.
It wasn't uncommon to walk into the washroom to see four or five guys standing around, taking notes, or having a conversation with one of the bosses while the boss dropped monkey tail. Nor was it uncommon to see these guys eating (yes eating!) or talking on their cell phones while they were mid - dump.
Finally, over time we began to notice that very, very few of them washed their hands. Number 1 or number 2, it didn't matter. They'd finish their business and just leave.
That kind of stuff just gave me the skeevies and most of us would end up coming up to the 12th floor even just to pee.
Thankfully, I'm on the 12th floor now and don't have to worry about it anymore but it just aint right.
I'm positive that the behaviour of these nasty bastards wasn't indicative of their culture so much as it is indicative of the quality of people they are. Just nasty!
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From: Hacienda Heights/Irvine
I was taking my Calculus final yesterday and for some reason when I am taking tests I have the urge to "drop bomb's on baghdad" (which is the real issue at hand, should we or shouldn't we?) hahah well in my current situation I had to let fly, and some guy comes in while im on the john and was the most aggresive Turd Burglar in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. I even said that "someone is in here." (Should have known to cough or tap!) He tried to open my door for a good 5 seconds. Then he goes into the next stall, slams the door...drops the grossest like 5 second dump which sounded huge flushed, and left. Dude didn't even wash his hands!!! He must have been taking a final too at the time, but AT LEAST WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER THAT EVENT.
Jason
PS - I don't think that we should goto war.
Jason
PS - I don't think that we should goto war.
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From: Del Boca Vista
Originally posted by StrangeDaze
No, I leave it where it is, but maybe try to read a bit without touching it. If someone leaves a newspaper on the floor (common at my work for some reason) I'll kick it around and into position then read it while I'm taking care of business. I never touch it with my hands!!! This is easy enough since they remodeled the first floor restrooms to be more accessible. It is now single occupancy.
Oh, something that really annoys me: I have to carry a Nextel cell phone for work. I usually do not wear it into the restroom because if I do, it never fails that someone beeps me on the two-way radio or worse yet, immediately starts talking. Nothing interrupts a good unloading more than hearing your boss suddenly asking you to come see her.
No, I leave it where it is, but maybe try to read a bit without touching it. If someone leaves a newspaper on the floor (common at my work for some reason) I'll kick it around and into position then read it while I'm taking care of business. I never touch it with my hands!!! This is easy enough since they remodeled the first floor restrooms to be more accessible. It is now single occupancy.
Oh, something that really annoys me: I have to carry a Nextel cell phone for work. I usually do not wear it into the restroom because if I do, it never fails that someone beeps me on the two-way radio or worse yet, immediately starts talking. Nothing interrupts a good unloading more than hearing your boss suddenly asking you to come see her.
(In your best Homer Simpson voice): "Hello... You'll have to speak up. I'm taking a dump."
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