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From: Louisville, KY
Ya know - way down deep you are really shallow.
You are proof that the gene pool needs more Clorox.
You are so full of Sh*t, no wonder your eyes are brown.
Go play in the traffic.
I bet your Dad calls you blow job, since that's what you should have been.
Why did I interrupt you? Hell I thought that was oral farting.
You are lower than whale sh*t on the bottom of the ocean.
Man, she spends so much time w/ her panties off that hers is known as public hair.
Yes dear lady, I am sure that you are well traveled. You've probably seen the ceilings of every cheap hotel in the country.
I'd call you a two-bit whore, but you'd probably hit me w/ a sack of quarters.
You call yourself a cook? You could screw up corn flakes.
You are proof that the gene pool needs more Clorox.
You are so full of Sh*t, no wonder your eyes are brown.
Go play in the traffic.
I bet your Dad calls you blow job, since that's what you should have been.
Why did I interrupt you? Hell I thought that was oral farting.
You are lower than whale sh*t on the bottom of the ocean.
Man, she spends so much time w/ her panties off that hers is known as public hair.
Yes dear lady, I am sure that you are well traveled. You've probably seen the ceilings of every cheap hotel in the country.
I'd call you a two-bit whore, but you'd probably hit me w/ a sack of quarters.
You call yourself a cook? You could screw up corn flakes.
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From: Northshore
My uncle worked at an auto parts store... woman comes in and says.. "I need a gas cap for my Yugo." My uncle replies:
That sounds like a fair trade!
I played sports since I was 6 years old... I have been emotionally scarred by the best of them. One day while on the mound after giving up a homerun that left the ballpark so fast, that all the infielders had to be rushed to the hospital for whiplash as they turned to watch it go over the fence.
My coach runs up to the mound looks me in the eye and says, "You are so pathetic if you fell in a bucket of tits you would come out sucking your thumb!" I went to try and say soemthing but he cutt me off with the following...
You are an asshole... If you open your mouth you will just prove that your are broken asshole by all the shit that will be pouring from your mouth!
I got years upon years of these moments... all I have to show for it is the abilitiy to throw things at 90mph+ and a shoulder of a 100 year old man....
Ahhh.... good times
That sounds like a fair trade!
I played sports since I was 6 years old... I have been emotionally scarred by the best of them. One day while on the mound after giving up a homerun that left the ballpark so fast, that all the infielders had to be rushed to the hospital for whiplash as they turned to watch it go over the fence.
My coach runs up to the mound looks me in the eye and says, "You are so pathetic if you fell in a bucket of tits you would come out sucking your thumb!" I went to try and say soemthing but he cutt me off with the following...
You are an asshole... If you open your mouth you will just prove that your are broken asshole by all the shit that will be pouring from your mouth!
I got years upon years of these moments... all I have to show for it is the abilitiy to throw things at 90mph+ and a shoulder of a 100 year old man....
Ahhh.... good times
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From: suGaRLAnd
Originally posted by LordVagabond
From Full Metal Jacket
From Full Metal Jacket
"do you suck dicks?!"
"sir no sir!!"
"bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
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From: Bumpass, VA
Originally posted by S2K_LA
You are an asshole... If you open your mouth you will just prove that your are broken asshole by all the shit that will be pouring from your mouth!
You are an asshole... If you open your mouth you will just prove that your are broken asshole by all the shit that will be pouring from your mouth!
