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The last time i checked she does but dry as f@$k...

Thanx you all for the response...

 

Have you considered the possibility that she might be a lesbian, and that she is just using you as a 'cover' to prevent her religious parents from knowing the truth? Sex is part of any normal and healthy relationship. If she shows no sexual interest in you (what are you doing with her after 2 years of this bullshit!?), then perhaps she sees you as more of a father figure, in which case you should drop her like a bad habit.

Either way, when one party in a relationship deprives the other of all sexual attention, it just opens the door for philandering. If you are going to stay with her, you should ask her if it's ok for you to bonk other girls.

 

A joke for you.



One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

 

^LOL, that joke made my day

 

hahaha...

 

Unkie 8D's abridged version.

 

hahhahahahahha at the abridged version

 

I've dated all kinds of women....not to say I'm a pimp or an expert...but I've seen all kinds. From one who wanted to wait until marriage (took me 6 fricken weeks) to one i never even had to take to dinner, just straight to the fun stuff and then i'd send her home.

I got married about 7 months ago. I still get those ideas sometimes and think about my old girls, but, because I had my fun and i learned that sex in itself is unfulfilling, I don't act on my impulses and I'm happily married.

The point I'm trying to make is this: If you truly love her and know you want to be with her, stick it out and see where things go. If you're having doubts, which you obviuosly are, cut it off and go be young and dumb. It's hard to realize how much your life changes when you get married until you do it.

When I was single, I'd see a girl and think to myself, "Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, i'm gettin' that." Now i think, "mmmm, mmm, mmmm, I'm not gettin' that." which one do you want to be?

I forgot to mention, you CAN teach an old dog new tricks, you just have to be persistent.

 

Is it REALLY worth it though?

I mean, if it's her choice, fine. . . but we've also been talking about the possibility of abuse. . . in which case. . . I'd just walk (having done it 3 times before).

 

This statement is concrete, absolute fact.. for me.