A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of the pair suddenly grips his chest, gasps a couple of times and keels over. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and frantically calls 911.

He gasps excitedly to the operator, "Ah thinks Bubba done drapped daid!

What should ah be doin'? Halp me! "

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Now just take it easy, sir, and follow my instructions carefully. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

There is a silence, and then a loud gun shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay .....now whut?"

 

heh.. More redneck fun:
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

 

...and that's what I like about the South!!!!

 

ROFL it's funny cuz it's true.

 

.. and that's it? wait, what did she say?



















=D

 

hilarious!

 

I love that site that Pellis posted! I think I've read it at least 5 times, and it never ceases to make me ROFL!

 

sweet. that site is great!

 

LMAO

 

What a great web site. One of the networks is reportedly considering shipping some real-life rednecks out to Beverly Hills and turning on the cameras...look no further!