In the wake of the Supreme Court's decision to disbar Bill Clinton, here are a few more parting shots at good ole Bill;

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Brigham Young.

Clinton has asked the Democratic Party to change its emblem from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and not one is his sister.

Hillary recently went to a fortune teller, who intoned "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death." Hillary took a deep breath and asked "Will I be acquitted?"

 

Wait until the libs see this. "Too political!!!!"

Keep 'em coming.

Mark

 

Actually, it's the libs that allow men to act like real men in public, instead of PRETENDING to be righteous in public and typical a**holes in their real private lives.

Compare:

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=liberal

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?...?term=Righteous

What definition fits the typical Taliban fanatic and American Christian fanatic more?

Trivia question: What was the city that hosted a resent convention of the "righteous conservative family values" party that caused a shortage of hookers in that city? Boys will be Boys, after... LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ahhh, but this is getting TOO political NOW!!!

 

LOL!!! Nice post...