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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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REPENT!!!! I just hit puberty again reading this thread LOL
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 01:49 PM
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Damn, I just found this thread
My softball team is called Dirty Sanchez... last night we played, and had someone from the other team ask what it meant... I smiled and said "no comment".

I didn't read the whole thread, so I don't know if these have been mentioned yet:

Rusty Trombone - Girl gets down on her knees behind you, licks your ass, reachs around and gives you a handjob.

Arabian Nights - Screwing a girl on a beach, you pull out, roll your dick inthe sand, then shove it back in.

One-eyed Pirate - Girl's giving you a BJ, pull out just as you're about to go, shoot it in her eye, kick her in the shin, and watch her jump around on one leg, while covering her one eye, saying "Arrr, Arrr"
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jun 17 2005, 11:11 AM
I thought the angry dragon involved actually hitting her so there was blood in it.
Yeah, there seems to be alot of latitude with some of these terms. I've never thought snorting out blood along with the load was required for an Angry Dragon, but there's certainly nothing wrong with that variation, whatever it might be labeled. It's like when you're doing a Donkey Punch and yell out "Who's the Boss". Add that one simple twist and you've turned it into a "Tony Danza".
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 17 2005, 07:00 AM
The Rodeo: When doing her from behind, reach forward and grab her breasts. Tell her "these feel just like your sisters" and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
The way I learned the Rodeo is:

Rodeo Fcuk - screwing a girl from behind, wrap her hair around your hand (like a bull-rider), lean over and whisper in her ear "you're the worst fcuk I've ever had", and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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West Coast Shockers
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2 in the Beaver and 1 in the Bum.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Jun 17 2005, 01:49 PM
Damn, I just found this thread
My softball team is called Dirty Sanchez... last night we played, and had someone from the other team ask what it meant... I smiled and said "no comment".

I didn't read the whole thread, so I don't know if these have been mentioned yet:

Rusty Trombone - Girl gets down on her knees behind you, licks your ass, reachs around and gives you a handjob.

Arabian Nights - Screwing a girl on a beach, you pull out, roll your dick inthe sand, then shove it back in.

One-eyed Pirate - Girl's giving you a BJ, pull out just as you're about to go, shoot it in her eye, kick her in the shin, and watch her jump around on one leg, while covering her one eye, saying "Arrr, Arrr"
LOL, forgot about the Pirate Girl..., excellent visual. And people in the states might also know the Arabian Nights as the Dirty Pelican.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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What girl doesn't like a good Tea Bag and what guy would turn down a Blumpkin!?
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 03:00 PM
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blumpkin??
please expand on this one
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Jun 17 2005, 03:00 PM
blumpkin??
please expand on this one
Getting head while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump. Also known as "The Plumber's Lunchbreak".
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly @ Jun 17 2005, 11:11 AM
I thought the angry dragon involved actually hitting her so there was blood in it
I think you're thinking of the jam donut. You punch her in the nose so it bleeds then crash the yoghurt truck on her face

The angry dragon I heard of was you tickle her as she's swallowing so she laughs and it comes out her nose Can anyone tell us which method has the most dramatic effect IRL?
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