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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Jun 17 2005, 04:38 PM
I think you're thinking of the jam donut. You punch her in the nose so it bleeds then crash the yoghurt truck on her face

The angry dragon I heard of was you tickle her as she's swallowing so she laughs and it comes out her nose Can anyone tell us which method has the most dramatic effect IRL?
I thought when you get it in the mouth first and tickle till it shoots out the nose it was the Walrus. My version was simply a shortcut..., direct placement inside the sinuses to begin with. But whatever it's called, and whatever the path it takes, the essence is that it exits the nose and that's always going to be fun to watch.

Glad some of you like the sound of the "plumber's lunchbreak" too. I tried to think of something that sounded less crude than "blumpkin" for that situation and that phrase popped out. Please try to use it instead of blumpkin whenever possible. Use it often, and use it everyday.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 07:21 PM
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Courtesy of Mr. Garrison on South Park: Fish Eye

You can listen to him talk about his favorites here.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 07:59 PM
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Ok who'd like to guess what a fireman is?
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Jun 17 2005, 07:59 PM
Ok who'd like to guess what a fireman is?
Guessing it's akin to a Flaming Amazon or a Chicago Fire? Just before coming, grab a Bic and spark her bush up. Then try and douse the ensuing inferno with your load. Not to be attempted near flammable objects and rarely covered by homeowner's insurance.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 11:05 PM
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Check out the big brain on brad
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 12:28 AM
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Man, I literally had tears in my eyes laughin so hard from this thread. Takes me back to the college days lol. As I got through the first page I wanted to post what was already referd to as "blumpkin." I heard the term as "flumpie" when I attened school but I assume I was just so wasted at that time I didnt hear correctly and made up my own version of the word. Four years later and now I find out the real term. Thats so sad.
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 08:14 AM
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Keep the thread alive!!!!!!

Funny Sh*t no doubt
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Jun 17 2005, 04:49 PM
Arabian Nights - Screwing a girl on a beach, you pull out, roll your dick inthe sand, then shove it back in.



That's got long term pain written all over it
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 11:01 AM
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DONKEY PUNCH VISUAL
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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Wrong. So wrong.
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