[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rex
[B]Next Track Day, or any kind of outing, use it in the cooler instead of ice.

 

I say just keep it in the freezer. Gregg, you seem to be a typical single guy, like myself. Keep it there, it might impress girls. Yes, the rest of your fridge might be 98% empty, but when the girl opens the freezer and sees a turkey it could only help you.

Here is a short list of possible reactions that a girl might have to a turkey in the freezer:

1 - Wow this guy is going to make a great husband one day, yes his fridge might be empty right now but look he has a turkey in the freezer. He must be planning to cook a big turkey dinner for his family at the next big upcoming holiday. He might be a keeper. I'll just go rest on the couch till he wakes up.

2 - Wow this guy is going to make a great husband one day, yes his fridge might be empty right now but look he has a turkey in the freezer. What an efficient budgeter he must be. He employs Just in Time (JIT) inventory methods when buying groceries, thus the empty fridge. And he must use his frequent shopper card at the grocery store. He must have cashed in his points on this turkey. He might be a keeper. I'll just go rest on the couch till he wakes up.

3 - Wow this guy is going to make a great husband one day, yes his fridge might be empty right now but look he has a turkey in the freezer. How selfless of him. He has no food in his fridge, except for that green stuff in that container, but instead of eating this turkey he must be saving it to give to a charity. He might be a keeper. I'll just go rest on the couch till he wakes up.

or, my favorite

4 - Ohh my f'ing head hurts. I can't believe I slept with that guy. How drunk was I? This freak doesn't have a thing to eat in his fridge. What the hell is he doing with that 4 year old turkey in his freezer. I can't take it anymore I'm out of here. Who the f sleeps till 3 in the afternoon anyway?

Later -- Tom

BTW did I mention its a slow afternoon at work.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NJTom2000
[B]I say just keep it in the freezer.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NJTom2000
[B]I say just keep it in the freezer.

 

It's time for turkey bowling.

 

marry a woman with a doctorate in cryogenics...quick!!

 

4 years!! Bury it in some frozen tundra. In a few more years, they can dig it up and do a big Discover Channel special on it.