Since you thru mine out, I'm taken your's....Start cutting!


"What he said"

 

...I said. I took a knife and looking down at my new firm breasts I said holy...

 

Sheet These are BEAUTIFUL, So I ponder keeping them...

 

...I tested them by squeezing them. I removed all my clothing and said to myself, I'm hot so I took me finger and..

 

Called my Girlfreind, who was waiting for me. What was I thinking? I'm all man baby, ( well not really after these past hours, but still ) The phone started ringing...

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...and I started thinking maybe I could also call my wife. Hmmm a threesome, but w/o my carbon fiber woodie I'd have to...

 

Find a temporary substitute. I looked around the office for anything that might work. Q-Tips were not gonna cut it. But then I saw it, top shelf. I could please any and all with this....

 

...Rick's leather dildo. I could use it to pleasure my...

 

...Self!, no wait, I'm thinking too small. That 3some idea is sounding really good. But know I need to get home. My car is gone. I wait on the side of the street, suddenly...

 

I see this guy in an s2k. I flash my hot legs and new girlie ass and the guy pulls over. As walks over to unlock the door for me i step in as he walks around I take off without him and...