mock me incesantly for even debating Ti v. brushed Al nuts but little did I know that they...

 

..already had a secret group-buy on for these hot metal balls. I curse my luck for missing out on the first group buy so I...

 

So I wasn't going to pass this one up! I put in my order for the Ti set and then started off to...

 

...find that Z3 that started this whole damn day off. As I rounded the corner I came upon a Boxster whose license plates said "Boxster S", however, only one tailpipe was in evidence. I quickly pull beside the guy and say..

 

"You do realize that A) You paid way too much for that car or B) somebody swiped your exhaust...right?" He looks at me and then reaches for...

 

his Ti nuts, for which he paid significantly more than an S2000 owner would have and gotten more nut for his money! Showing them to me, he said...

 

I am King Mugen. These Ti nuts are lighter, shinier and withstand more friction than any factory Honda nuts. I will give you these nuts and many more aftermarket parts if you just sign a blood pact with me. Little did I know that King Mugen...

 

...owned his very own nut factory, carrying everything from copper nuts to brass balls. He whipped open his trench coat, exposing a wide array of metal nuts accompanied by colored leather sacs and began his sales pitch. I explained to him that...

 

...I had already had an order for the sac so he pulled out his carbon fiber woodie. I've never seen something so...

 

Gargantuan! What a wonderful idea. I decided to get the "package" deal for my wife's birthday. She loves the feel of carbon fiber. On second thought I'll...