also pick up the special lubricant. I heard it provides better performance and burns smoother on....

 

..my piston. I question King Mugen again on his choice of a Porsche when all of a sudden I realize that I have not kept my newly stolen '02 model under 6k RPMs for the first 600 miles. I table this thought figuring I'll ask the question later on S2000online without bothering to use the search feature. The King, being the King starts to gyrate his hips and...

 

I just looked on in awe as his...

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...his carbon fiber thing is swinging like a propeller and starts to fly. He....

 

then sprouts a whale tail and his nose slants in his best impression of an old ...

 

...airplane. He soared high into the air suddenly we hear a large...

 

...air traffic controller screaming that he has not cleared the king into class Bravo airspace. The King replies, "but I own a Porsche therefore rules and restrictions do not apply to me". Meanwhile I decide to take my newly lubricated piston and titanium balls and...

 

...rushed myself into the body shop where i was under the knive for 3 hours. When I woke up from surgery I was a woman. I yell...

 

at the doctor "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX MY SACK! NOT TAKE AWAY MY TITANIUM BALLS AND PISTON!"

I reached deep into my purse and pulled out my Smith & Wesson Stainless Steel Model 66.357 Magnum.

He looked at me with terror, put his down his water baloon and said...

 

...what are you going to do? I hesitated and replied...