Wow...We must be really bored at work!

 

...she said "I'll give you a blow valve job" what's that I inquired, she said thats when I...

 

Inflate your sac with NoS. She mentioned that she could fasten some plumbing to the engine. I was intrigued with her suggestion but....

 

I remembered that my wife was due home soon and I still had to pickup my new sack at the SC shop so I...

Mark

P.S. - Would have been here MUCH sooner but was in Dallas all day for business. This is GREAT!!

 

Ran out of the place, only to trip on a...

 

vibrator, that was left on the floor. I got up from the ground to find..

 

...a carelessly discarded Rick's knob sock. This leaves me to wonder if the shop can replace my errant testicle with a titanium version. Would my girlfriend/wife be able to tell the difference and would the weight differential between the stock and titanium version leave me feeling....

 

happier just getting both redone in titanium. would brushed aluminum be better? What would a moose with titanium balls...

 

do? So I got up ran out the door and noticed my car on fire. I thought to myself ....

 

..why did I buy all those Rick's yellow accessories? I should have known a supernova would be the only likely outcome. After attacking the flames using Honda's own boot cover to beat them into submission, I make prudent use of the rouge knob sock to combat intense shifter heat. Upon shifting to second, however, I hear a loud crunch! I realize that my only relief from the day's tragedies will come when I tell this story to my friends on S2000online.com. Little did I know that they would...