Psicho54,

I'd guess we'd have to buy two hoses to make that one work.

- Warren

 

i know one.. she's nice. she's got an awesome body.. dances so good a dead man would get wood. kinda freaks me out w/ her satanic voodoo stuff in her house.. and wouldn't consider a serious relationship w/ her.. oh yeah and i didn't meet her at a club.

here's the only g-rated pic of her i have
http://www.geocities.com/insomnaik/roxy.jpg

 

What's with the g-rated crap?! OT = R rated!

 

Oh, my 2 cents while I'm at it:

chroot, go for it. Take her out to dinner. Maybe she is bad at math, so what? I have friends that can't add 2 and 2 without a calculator. And they're probably not nearly as hot. You might find that she is very interesting and whatnot. Just don't fall into the trap of wanting to nail her so bad, that you overlook all her flaws, and end up in a (destined to be) bad relationship. People come in all shapes and sizes, and shouldn't be evaluated solely on their profession. That said, I'd rather date an engineer who can understand why I get a kick out of taking things apart for no real reason, than to date a stripper who can f*** my brains out. Sex = good, sex + good relationship = MUCH BETTER!

so, yeah... go ahead, wine dine 69 her

 

WestSideBilly,

Good call, good call. I was saying she's dumb because she can't do stat -- it was just kinda the feeling I got from a few hours of conversation. She didn't know much about current events either, which is a bad sign. Anyone who's not glued to CNN right now is either a nihilist or a retard.

And nah, I don't want to nail her, necessarily. A friend is a good thing, no matter what. And about dating engineers -- well, I've thought many times about all those hot chicks who love voltage and current and stress and strain and pressure and flow... but then I realized there aren't any!

- Warren

 

Some STRIPPERS are Good People! Not all are Crazy Biatches! I currently have two friends who are Strippers. I went to college with both of them. Of course, they both dropped out while I finished. They are both making LOTS of $$$$. Their salary is almost equavilent or more than someone with a college degree. Yeah, they're Both HOT and yes...I already bang both of them. I know it was a mistake but that made our friendships Stronger . On my birthday, I got a Special Girl to Girl Show at my home. Now, I'm married with No KIDs. I still hang around them every week because my wife are Good friends with them.

What shocked me one day was when my wife actually brought up a conversation about SEX and showed some interests in a FOURSOME. What do I do?

 

Hmm... DMX... something tells me you're dreaming, and masturbating furiously every night.

- Warren

 

LOL How did you know? Were you watching? But my wife was just joking or maybe NOT. Hmmmmm

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by chroot
[B]Josh,

I'm -contemplating- a date... relationship is so distant yet it's not even worth discussing.

 

Everyday I find another reason to move to california....the signs are everywhere. Sounds like a fun state to live in.