Stupid people that have jobs
Originally Posted by skibum,Feb 18 2008, 05:31 PM
Another stupid person entry:
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
Scenario: I am at a local Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend trying to order some dinner. There was a slight language barrier between me (American) and the waitress (Chinese), but the idiot barrier was also a problem.
(me) May I have the chicken teriyaki with no vegetables?
(her) Like the kind with vegetables?
(me) Yea, but with no vegetables.
(her) Ok, so chicken teriyaki & vegetables with no vegetables.
(me) Sure
Although not due to a stupid employee, but one of the chinese restaurants in town has a section on their menu for Lo Mein with options:
...With Chicken
...With Beef
...With Shrimp
...With Meatless
Originally Posted by s2k_luver,Feb 18 2008, 07:03 PM
Ordering teriyaki at a 'Chinese' restaurant.
hmm... do you have a job? 

Originally Posted by Scot,Feb 18 2008, 11:47 AM
how about when the bill is $8.00 and you give them 13.00 so you get a $5.00 bill back......
the dumb ones look at you like you are the idiot....... then you have to explain that you have enough $1.00 bills for the strip joint and that you would like a $5.00 bill.
the dumb ones look at you like you are the idiot....... then you have to explain that you have enough $1.00 bills for the strip joint and that you would like a $5.00 bill.
I walked into a chain hardware store a long time ago, to return an item. The guy at the return counter saw me coming, but as I approached, the phone rang, so he grabbed it and turned his back on me. I heard him explain to the caller that he could not hold a sale item, it was 1st come 1st served. Meanwhile I'm standing there waiting. The caller argued, so he explained it all over again. I'm getting frosted. So when he starts explaining it the third time, I reached over the counter and cut off his phone connection. When he realized there was nobody there, he finally turns around. I said "there, I solved both our problems". He was pissed, but I was more pissed. Dickhead.









