Since I am 1 month from my 12th anniversary, I have been doing some thinking about the last 12-15 years. I realized I have learned a few things (and who says you can't teach a man new things, or something like that):

1. There is a correct way to mount the toilet paper roll. It is suppose to be a waterfall not an under spinner.

2. The answer "Yes, dear." is always a good answer, however, it must be said quickly, not drawn out "Yyeeessss ddeeeaaarr."

3. When the dishwasher is full of clean dishes, you DO NOT put your dirty ones in with them. You empty the dishwasher before placing new ones in.

4. The lawn is never mowed before 9 a.m. on any day the wife doesn't work. Someone needs her sleep.

These are just the first few things I thought of. Does anyone have any more?

 

Ha, your wife has trained you well!

 

You're pathetic

 

*whip*

 

trained well....like a nice odedient dog--lol

 

A bunch of flowers goes a long way, especially if delivered to her place of employment in front of all her coworkers.

 

^Yes they do!! Good one.

 

 

Yeah, but it has nothing to do with his wife. He's just pathetic

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2000raj