Wife's Question: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Wrong Answer: "No, it's your large ass that makes your butt look big!" (Personal experience of a friend)

Wife's Question: "Who do you want our children to look more like?" (meaning you or her)
Wrong Answer: "Sandra Bullock" (personal experience)

 

The more sex you have the less you fight

 

he's leashed

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2000raj

 

One from my experience:

Don't leave your wife!!

 

You mean alone with the milk man when u r in a bussines trip?

 

I once heard a guy say "a happy wife means a happy life".

 

a woman made that line up

 

^ Nope, that quote sounds about right! The happier we are, the less we nag! LOL

 

^She would know. J/K.