Things I have learned since I have been married.
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I think quality time is a hundred times more addictive than crack to women.
My wife loves Karaoke. She does it all the time around the house.
I got a million lies for, "Do I look fat in these jeans?"
I got nothing for her version of "Play that funky music white boy" followed up by "Funky Town."
WIFE: How did that sound?
ME: Oh that was you? I thought the radio was on.
WIFE: Really? I didn't think it sounded that good.
ME: I am going to go away for a while.
WIFE: DID I REALLY SOUND THAT BAD?
ME: Uh... I am going to go to the store and buy you things and then when I come back we will have quality time!
WIFE: That sounds great.. I am going to keep singing!
DAMN YOU KARAOKE GOD!!!! WHY ME!!! OH WHY ME!
My wife loves Karaoke. She does it all the time around the house.
I got a million lies for, "Do I look fat in these jeans?"
I got nothing for her version of "Play that funky music white boy" followed up by "Funky Town."
WIFE: How did that sound?
ME: Oh that was you? I thought the radio was on.
WIFE: Really? I didn't think it sounded that good.
ME: I am going to go away for a while.
WIFE: DID I REALLY SOUND THAT BAD?
ME: Uh... I am going to go to the store and buy you things and then when I come back we will have quality time!
WIFE: That sounds great.. I am going to keep singing!
DAMN YOU KARAOKE GOD!!!! WHY ME!!! OH WHY ME!
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Anything stupid I have done in the past will be used against me during an argument untill death do us part.
Had our 25th anniversairy last month and I still get things from years ago brought up in an arguement.
Remember the Possum Lodge creed:
I am a man
I am wrong
I can change if I have to,
I guess. . .
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