I am buying it so I can power my Iron Man suit and fire my chest rt once

 

I asked the guy if it was part of the 600 lb of unaccounted plutonium missing from Los Alamos or if a soldier serving in Iraq smuggled it as a souvenir and he told me to buy him an alpha particle detector and I can hear the story.

 

wow... one for the record books no doubt... or maybe the newest tactic for the gov. to trap terrorists in our country. schemes have gotten lame with the fallen economy

 

He probably just found a glowstick