I want to know what's wrong with talking about suicide, whereas talking about other forms of dying is ok. I have some intense memories of suicide stuff in the past, and without having talked about it objectively with others there's no way in hell I would ever be able to deal with it emotionally on my own.

 

I've experienced blunt trauma to the forehead. The object cut a 2-3" gash in my forehead. It didn't hurt at all, I was dizzy at first, almost lost consciousness but when I regained composure, there was still no pain except for a slight headache from the hit. I didn't even know I had a big gash and blood was gushing onto my face until someone pointed it out.

At the hospital an hour later it still didn't hurt that much...just a lot of numbness (no anesthetic yet) and a throbbing headache. My point is, I think things like falling 10000 feet to the ground or falling onto jagged rocks would not hurt as much as everyone would imagine. I think you'd just die or if you didn't die you'd either fall unconscious or just lay there feeling nothing and wondering why you can't move your limbs.

 

ok, as morbid as this subject is to some (and you can just not read this thread), it may be therapeutic to others who may need to talk this out.

At one point in my life, I would haveliked to have talked it out , its better than actually trying and failing before dealing with it. Having thought about it before, I think if I had to go, I'd like to do so driving my car. Doesn't even have to be my S2000, just my own car. I always enjoy driving, so if I have to go, I've always envisioned doing so in the car. Ok, that may be disturbing to some, but its not that I have a death wish, so no need to worry everytime I drive.

and Mingster? I think you REALLY need a vacation. I'm gonna call and check on you and give you vacation suggestions!

 

The quickest, least painfull:

Guillotine.

Messy, though.

I heard that the most enjoyable way to die is from freezing.

 

I wonder why there is an assumption that Mingster is contemplating this thought in preface to suicide. He would be one of the last candidates that I'd think would consider suicide.

Seemingly successful business with IDi, seemingly successful marriage, just finished MBA program (assuming successfully)....and he's young. He's got much going for him right now... and soon enough an addition of a "little one" to his family.

In jest, the only reason I can find for Mingster thinking about doing it, is due to the future loss of his S2000.

 

Go to the Vet and get the same thing they give Fido when he costs too much to fix...

 

that's a great idea

 

Gee, I go and fix my spelling and it just won't go away on the quote.... I just can't win

 

The answer is simple, Nitros yourself to sleep and have someone administer a lethal injection, you are unawares in less than 10 seconds (and laughin' your ass off for that 10) and then you are gone.

Easy

Andrew

 

Blowing one's brains out is messy, requires large nads, and there is a very real tendency to flinch at the moment of pulling the trigger. lots of would -be suicides choosing this method have woken up in hospital having to face the same problems they had before but with horrific deformities.

Carbon Monoxide.. In the car I suppose.? Takes a fair while and there's always the risk of some interfering SOB finding and saving you.

Snakes?? Richard per....lease..

The best and totally painless way to kill yourself:

Take one bottle of Scotch (Bourbon)

Take 100-200 Aspirin or Librium tablets or a mixture of both.

Grind the tablets to a powder and mix with milk to a nice paste.

Find a comfortable chair.

Put your favourite music on the CD player. (On repeat play)

Consume the bottle of Scotch, punctuating swigs with tablespoons of the Aspirin paste.

Make sure you consume all the Scotch and all the paste before you go nite nites!

Pretty foolproof. If some interfering do-gooder SOB finds you, you'll be comatose anyway. They'll rush you to hospital and pump your stomach but you wont know anything about it and your internal organs will be so fuxed up with Aspirin poisoning that you'll die anyway regardless of whatever they do to try to save you.


Can I have your wheels?