I have these too. The water tickles and I love the warm seat.

 

man, that sounds soothing. i'd probably put on relaxing new age music (w/nature sounds) and go sit on the toilet for no reason if i had one of those

 

Nice, you're in oakland, lemme sample it. I'll let you know when I have to do a #2

 

Dallas has neither hurricanes nor earthquakes. All houses built here in the last half-century (and more) are brick. (Just the facade though, the actual structure is the wood frame.)

Personally, I'm surprised that ground transportation is still moving around on circular widgets...

The nozzle on the Japanese toilets that can wash you are retractable. I've used one in a hotel there - weird stuff if you're not used to it.

 

 

For the bidet's...I don't think I could wash my ass in a pool of water, it means I have to keep putting my hand in the water that is getting browner and browner the more I wash.

 

 

don't they squirt water up? The first time i was in brazil the hotel had them. I was young (13) and had no idea what the hell it was. My brother and I turned the handle all the way and the stream almost hit the ceiling. That only made us more confused

 

I heard on our local radio station (anyone listen to Walton and Johnson in the mornings?) that they were going to change the size of the toilets, because the average American derriere doesn't completely fit the average toilet seat!

 

I don't know about them Bidets; something about water being shot up my sphincter bothers me It's bad enough when your butt gets wet from the water splashing up after a dumbo drop!
I couldn't imagine having to wipe off your ass after being violated like that....just the mixture of water and poo
As far as toilet size goes, I guess to many of us Americans have the dunlop syndrome; where your thighs dunlop over the sides of the toilet