Why haven't they changed the design of toilets?
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[QUOTE=ImMisterJimmy,Mar 20 2006, 06:59 PM] HAHA you guys are funny...
Well I'm charging 5 dollars for a bathroom session.
Keep in mind that you can change the direction the water squirts you at.
Well I'm charging 5 dollars for a bathroom session.
Keep in mind that you can change the direction the water squirts you at.
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Originally Posted by rworne,Mar 20 2006, 09:54 AM
It depends. Those of you blessed with little hair around the sphincter have an easy job at it. The rest of us need three rolls of TP and a sandblaster to get clean after a deuce.
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Originally Posted by 8kGoodENuff,Mar 22 2006, 10:31 PM
This whole squirting up toilet is starting to be really appealing to me because it would definately help out with the dingle-berries that are left hanging in the a$$ hair... 
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OMG, this is the best offtopic thread since the "shaving your pubes" thread a few months back.
Gotta love the high pressure bowls. You know, the ones that practically suck your ass right off your torso. There's no leavin skid marks with those. Great for masking loud farts too.
Gotta love the high pressure bowls. You know, the ones that practically suck your ass right off your torso. There's no leavin skid marks with those. Great for masking loud farts too.
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Mar 23 2006, 08:49 AM
"The ultimate in luxury. The Washlet S300 from TOTO."
I can have a S2000 and a S300.
I can have a S2000 and a S300.
The only thing better than that is mounting the washlet in the car.
No need for the toilet, just have a hole that drops the stuff onto the street.