Why haven't they changed the design of toilets?
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From: Scranton, PA
Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Mar 16 2006, 06:16 PM
i think they need to design one where your legs don't lose circulation from sitting on the toilet too long while surfing the internet with your laptop--like mine are right now. 
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From: Los Osos, Ca
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 18 2006, 12:24 AM
Things to Do:
1. Go grab a Double/Double at In-N-Out
2. Get a grande extra whip mocha from Starbuck's
3. Head over to ImMisterJimmy's
4. Call the new terlet dealer
1. Go grab a Double/Double at In-N-Out
2. Get a grande extra whip mocha from Starbuck's
3. Head over to ImMisterJimmy's
4. Call the new terlet dealer
If that won't do the trick, I don't know what would...maybe a 4X4 Animal style!
I mean come on Bean the :IDB: fetish is really getting out of hand!
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From: San Fernando Valley, CA
Some things about the Japanese washlets:
1. The magic "wand" retracts out of the way to avoid fecal bombings. You can't piss on them either.
2. The water is not strong enough to give you an enema.
3. there is no "water poo" mixture to wipe. The water "scrubs" off the Klingons - and is also pleasantly heated before the spray.
On the other note:
Toilets suck today, mostly because they're low-flush. There's barely enough water to move the grogan on its merry way. Some low-flush toilets are better. The ones with the float and chain just suck. Toto and some others have the PowerMax and gravity assist which is much better. Then there's the ones that se pressurized water. Those are loud, but get the job done.
1. The magic "wand" retracts out of the way to avoid fecal bombings. You can't piss on them either.
2. The water is not strong enough to give you an enema.
3. there is no "water poo" mixture to wipe. The water "scrubs" off the Klingons - and is also pleasantly heated before the spray.
On the other note:
Toilets suck today, mostly because they're low-flush. There's barely enough water to move the grogan on its merry way. Some low-flush toilets are better. The ones with the float and chain just suck. Toto and some others have the PowerMax and gravity assist which is much better. Then there's the ones that se pressurized water. Those are loud, but get the job done.
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From: Mechanicsburg, Pa
Originally Posted by jshimer23,Mar 17 2006, 01:59 PM
don't they squirt water up? The first time i was in brazil the hotel had them. I was young (13) and had no idea what the hell it was. My brother and I turned the handle all the way and the stream almost hit the ceiling. That only made us more confused 
Baby wipes own.
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From: San Fernando Valley, CA
Originally Posted by jmargelo,Mar 20 2006, 10:05 AM
Baby wipes own.
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From: Milwaukee, USA
Originally Posted by Blue Honda girl,Mar 17 2006, 02:26 PM
I heard on our local radio station (anyone listen to Walton and Johnson in the mornings?) that they were going to change the size of the toilets, because the average American derriere doesn't completely fit the average toilet seat! 
Go ahead and laugh but my wife calls that my throne. She tells me her feet barely hit the floor.
I think toilets are getting better in design since I was a kid.