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Woman mauled by monkey shows herself on Oprah

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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 08:19 AM
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i'd put a bullet in my head
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Nov 12 2009, 11:26 AM
She has probably been really nervous about coming on TV and giving an interview. Well, at least she got the monkey off her back and got it over with.


Monkey muscle data:

In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer — a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring — was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2...-full-grown-man
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Fapout,Nov 12 2009, 11:50 AM
where's the "this fuckin guy" smiley when you need it!?
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 09:01 AM
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If you don't want to be mauled by a ****ing chimp, stay the **** away??

Thats her before with the same chimp..
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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man i couldn't watch that.....
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Nov 12 2009, 01:01 PM


If you don't want to be mauled by a ****ing chimp, stay the **** away??

Thats her before with the same chimp..
Looks like monkeys get the babes. It is officially on my xmas list.
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 09:29 AM
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wasnt a monkey....
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 09:37 AM
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I think the owner of the chimp should be responsible.


Do you know the history of the chimp? He lived with the owner for the vast majority of his life. He was like a child and well known in the community for many years. His freaking out was a freak thing.
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Is it a bad sign of me as a human that my first reaction is not compassion, but to find out who to put the blame on?
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Old Nov 12, 2009 | 10:25 AM
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^ Chimps are more advanced than you are.
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