Me and some friends used to play this "lesser of two evils" game.

Would you rather belly flop off a curb onto concrete (arms spread wide so as not to lessen impact in any way), or take a screwdriver and scratch a big penis onto your hood and not be allowed to fix it for 2 months and when you do fix it, your insurance won't cover it?

 

Are you high???

 

WHAT???!?!??! Dude, put down the bong.

 

umm... are you the amputee guy?

bryan

 

hahahahahaha
Come on, guys. It's fun. Answer the question and make up your own.

I'll restate mine:

Would you rather belly flop off a curb onto concrete (arms spread wide so as not to lessen impact in any way), or take a screwdriver and scratch a big penis onto your hood and not be allowed to fix it for 2 months and when you do fix it, your insurance won't cover it?

 

belly flop.

 

If you like answering stuff like this you can spend hours at You Must Choose . Its a great site that I recommend you check out. And I would do the belly flop as long as it didnt up my face when I landed.

 

Thanks for that link.

However, the belly flop would definitely up your face unless your neck muscles are strong enough to keep your head from slamming into the ground.

You guys didn't ask your own questions. Half the fun of this is thinking them up!

 

what if you car already has a penis scratched into the hood?

 

I would rather... click the back button than answer those lame questions. (but first I'll post this)


on to the next thread....