B looks soooo good, but wow all that weed!

 

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A

 

I have never faced such a difficult decision in my entire life!

 

B is obviously out of the question if there are vicious wild animals. damn lol

A looks great but what you gonna do with a lot of booze and money if you're stuck with a crazy lesbian--possibly taking the shotgun and shooting me for no reason whatsoever.

C lets you chill in the shelter with a guitar and trusted guard dogs, escape 8 years earlier with a lot of MJ which can be sold to make millions later? hmmmm

 

C. I mean, I'm just standing on a desert Island. I'll take my dogs and and just go home early.

But there's a certain real world bliss about B. Unlimited music, no interuptions, a hot chick that's dtf, and you know what they say about teaching a man to fish... B sounds like a kinda nice life really. Especially if I can still get some

 

B.) That hot chick ain't gonna be hot for long in the sun and she probably can't hunt or fish or build a shelter. No weapons. No treasure. Scratch this.

C.) Dogs won't make it past 10 years and no puppies cause they're both males. Knives have limited usefulness. No one to help with the chores. All that weed...munchies. I'd end up eating the dogs. Scratch this.

Looks like I'll have to make do with the two lezzies to help with the chores. Rifle for hunting & defense. Plenty of fish to eat. Plenty of booze to make the plain lesbian gorgeous. And $10,000,000 waiting for me to take it home with me. Yep this is the correct choice.

 

I'll take option D...

The hot chick, the sailboat, the booze and the rifle!

 

Option A is most desirable to me because of the 2 girls, gun, and money to take home after being rescued.

B is not really productive because a net isn't mandatory to catch fish, and no gun to defend yourself. Freezer and mp3 player are just accessories, not necessities.

C is just okay because being alone for 12 years is too lonely.