Best Banter Ever?
09-03-2004, 10:52 AM
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Best Banter Ever?
SMC: running on 3hrs sleep...went up last nite to get nimesh's car
PLYRS3: i'm tired.....
SMC: dude you were probably snoring by the time I was half way home...wuss
PLYRS3: how come it took you so long?
yeah, i was home by 11:30....but the kids got up as soon as i got home - hence my baggedness.
your car runs great, btw....hard to believe it's as old as it is.
your rear defog don't work, however...
Mocky57: nimesh..what are you driving?
PLYRS3: joe's coupay (to go with his toupee.....)
SMC: well we left there around 10:30 so 2.5hrs driving put us back here at 1am....oh by the way there is a set of CR-V keys in my car for the CR-V sitting in the street infront of my house...bahhahahhahahhaaa
rear defog hasn't worked since I got it the top part works but there is a break in the grid so the lower half doesnt work.....I just put GMSFM fluid in the trans...hard to believe it has 160kmi
PLYRS3: guy, i know it's the internet, but you can't just make shit up....
we left the steakhouse at 9:30.
if we left at 10:30, how the hell did i get home in an hour??
unless you stuck around to do donuts, or something....
idiot.
SMC: dude I know you watch is expencive but you better have that focker fixed. When you asked me to have a beer I said it was 9:30 already and it was atleast 20min after that we left then you stood outside for another 15min smoking...nutbag
SMC: and I said around 10:30 but it was more like 10:15 and I remember this because I was messing with your dash lights when I first got on I190 because the fockin things were so bright I couldn't see.
PLYRS3: a lit, un-smoked cigarette will not last 15 minuntes...much less one that is being smoked.
dude, if you're gonna try and match wits with me, at least bring something to the table.
SMC: for fock sakes.....I bet if someone told you it took you 15min to take a crap you would say no it didnt 1 minute of that I used to whipe my a$$ and another 3 minutes to make sure my shirt was tucked in correctly....
PLYRS3: first of all, it doesn't take me a minute to wipe my ass (my ass isn't as big as yours) - even with multiple passes.
secondly, i don't tuck in my shirt....it's not my style (nor is it in style).
SMC: bahhahhahahhahaaa.....
PLYRS3:
when we meet to swap cars again, we'll go for chinese....
The End
This kept my morning pretty amused
PLYRS3: i'm tired.....
SMC: dude you were probably snoring by the time I was half way home...wuss
PLYRS3: how come it took you so long?
yeah, i was home by 11:30....but the kids got up as soon as i got home - hence my baggedness.
your car runs great, btw....hard to believe it's as old as it is.
your rear defog don't work, however...
Mocky57: nimesh..what are you driving?
PLYRS3: joe's coupay (to go with his toupee.....)
SMC: well we left there around 10:30 so 2.5hrs driving put us back here at 1am....oh by the way there is a set of CR-V keys in my car for the CR-V sitting in the street infront of my house...bahhahahhahahhaaa
rear defog hasn't worked since I got it the top part works but there is a break in the grid so the lower half doesnt work.....I just put GMSFM fluid in the trans...hard to believe it has 160kmi
PLYRS3: guy, i know it's the internet, but you can't just make shit up....
we left the steakhouse at 9:30.
if we left at 10:30, how the hell did i get home in an hour??
unless you stuck around to do donuts, or something....
idiot.
SMC: dude I know you watch is expencive but you better have that focker fixed. When you asked me to have a beer I said it was 9:30 already and it was atleast 20min after that we left then you stood outside for another 15min smoking...nutbag
SMC: and I said around 10:30 but it was more like 10:15 and I remember this because I was messing with your dash lights when I first got on I190 because the fockin things were so bright I couldn't see.
PLYRS3: a lit, un-smoked cigarette will not last 15 minuntes...much less one that is being smoked.
dude, if you're gonna try and match wits with me, at least bring something to the table.
SMC: for fock sakes.....I bet if someone told you it took you 15min to take a crap you would say no it didnt 1 minute of that I used to whipe my a$$ and another 3 minutes to make sure my shirt was tucked in correctly....
PLYRS3: first of all, it doesn't take me a minute to wipe my ass (my ass isn't as big as yours) - even with multiple passes.
secondly, i don't tuck in my shirt....it's not my style (nor is it in style).
SMC: bahhahhahahhahaaa.....
PLYRS3:
when we meet to swap cars again, we'll go for chinese....
The End
This kept my morning pretty amused
09-05-2004, 02:25 PM
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Okay, that's it... I am now convinced that Popeye has been replaced by a bot who posts one of the same 5 pictures in each and every thread. Let's reprogram him to actually be humorous... or is that too much to ask?
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