Oh good, they're no fun unless they put up a good fight

 

You could say spicy... or fiesty... either way you're right. So watch out dude. If they bring a cot.. I get the bed... and there will be no short sheeting allowed!

 

Oh this is getting good...you can have the bed when they put your name on the bill

 

Oh, so you think you can call it just because you have money, eh? I am not that easy!

How about a little rock, paper, scissors, best out of 3! That'll show you a thing or two!

 

Heheh...Platinum beats scissors

 

ok... uncle... you win... not in the habit of backing down, but I give. I'll let you have the bed one night...

 

Awww...too easy. I thought you were going to put up a fight

 

Okay, buster.. you asked for it... put up your dukes and get ready to block. I get the bed, you get the cot. I get the shower first, you put the seat down after you go. Here's what you get... a superb and highly competitive female roommate. Only the best, buster! I may put chili pepper on your toothbrush, so be careful... be very careful. Practical jokes are not beneath me. Hmm, perhaps I'll bake some cookies... dorothy domestic is calling... bet you'll enjoy those..hee hee

 

Hrm...I sense I may have awoken the sleeping dragon (or insert whatever corny metaphor you like here).

You can get the shower first, but please rinse the soap when you're done

Gimme cookies....

 

you are treading dangerous ground...