Spanked a S2000!
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From: Cincinnati
Yea right... it's you... Check out two pieces of his "classic work" from the Honda Newsgroup... You can decide for yourself... Note the common use of the word "joke".
#1
Why would anyone drag race a Honda? They are just about the worst cars on the
road for drag racing. Lets see..... where do I start. The Civic, Lude, and
Integra are FWD. FWD sucks ass when it comes to drag racing. On the street
these cars can not hook up with serious hp. Even at the track with slicks they
can not hook up as good as RWD cars. If this wasn't a big enough disadvantage
they also have tiny engines that can not be worked cheaply. Even with NOS and
supercharger's Honda's are very slow mod for mod. You can spend $5000 on a
Integra to get it in the low 13's or you can spend $5000 on a mustang or camaro
and run high 11's. Hmm, seems like I would go with the faster car. If this
wasn't bad enough Honda's drive line is not strong enough and they break often,
especially with slicks! Sure, the NSX is RWD but it is too expensive to be
drag racing. Even if it was used for drag racing it would be slow. The S-2000
is also RWD but a big joke. This car has no low end and no potential for
performance. Honda's were made for one thing, grocery getting. Keep them off
the track. Just remember, when the green light pops the bullshit stops!!!
~Brian~
#2
It has been a while Honda boys. I figured I would check in and tell you guys a
little story for old time sake. I was in my Jetta 1.8t (chipped) and some punk
in a Civic Si thought he was a hard ass. He had all kinds of bullshit stickers
on his car, like AEM and HKS. Well this punk starts revving his shit at me at
a light. I looked over and gave him the nod. There was no sense in revving my
engine because it is too quiet. Well we hit it at just about the exact same
time. Off the line I took him right away. I guess that is what happens when
you have no torque (1.6 is a joke)!!! At 20 I had him by more then a half a
car length. At 50 he was about 2 car lengths back and by 70 he was... I don't
know way back there. I tapped the brakes a few times so he knew I was done
spanking his ass. I kept going at around 70 and then he blew by me a few
seconds later and gave me the finger. So typical!!! Oh well, I won and that
is all that mattered. Why do Civic Si owners think they are driving Vipers?
The are a joke! Come one now, high 15s! HAHAHAHHA
#1
Why would anyone drag race a Honda? They are just about the worst cars on the
road for drag racing. Lets see..... where do I start. The Civic, Lude, and
Integra are FWD. FWD sucks ass when it comes to drag racing. On the street
these cars can not hook up with serious hp. Even at the track with slicks they
can not hook up as good as RWD cars. If this wasn't a big enough disadvantage
they also have tiny engines that can not be worked cheaply. Even with NOS and
supercharger's Honda's are very slow mod for mod. You can spend $5000 on a
Integra to get it in the low 13's or you can spend $5000 on a mustang or camaro
and run high 11's. Hmm, seems like I would go with the faster car. If this
wasn't bad enough Honda's drive line is not strong enough and they break often,
especially with slicks! Sure, the NSX is RWD but it is too expensive to be
drag racing. Even if it was used for drag racing it would be slow. The S-2000
is also RWD but a big joke. This car has no low end and no potential for
performance. Honda's were made for one thing, grocery getting. Keep them off
the track. Just remember, when the green light pops the bullshit stops!!!
~Brian~
#2
It has been a while Honda boys. I figured I would check in and tell you guys a
little story for old time sake. I was in my Jetta 1.8t (chipped) and some punk
in a Civic Si thought he was a hard ass. He had all kinds of bullshit stickers
on his car, like AEM and HKS. Well this punk starts revving his shit at me at
a light. I looked over and gave him the nod. There was no sense in revving my
engine because it is too quiet. Well we hit it at just about the exact same
time. Off the line I took him right away. I guess that is what happens when
you have no torque (1.6 is a joke)!!! At 20 I had him by more then a half a
car length. At 50 he was about 2 car lengths back and by 70 he was... I don't
know way back there. I tapped the brakes a few times so he knew I was done
spanking his ass. I kept going at around 70 and then he blew by me a few
seconds later and gave me the finger. So typical!!! Oh well, I won and that
is all that mattered. Why do Civic Si owners think they are driving Vipers?
The are a joke! Come one now, high 15s! HAHAHAHHA
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originally posted by troll
please?
don't let me stop you.....
go away little troll.
Not all dub people are immature little trolls like this who go trying to start trouble, so guys please don't judge the volkspeople by this one little prick. Most are actually members of the human race and not simply a waste of oxygen that would be better spent going into a car, ANY car's intake than this troll's lungs.
-V
I would kill myself if
don't let me stop you.....
go away little troll.
Not all dub people are immature little trolls like this who go trying to start trouble, so guys please don't judge the volkspeople by this one little prick. Most are actually members of the human race and not simply a waste of oxygen that would be better spent going into a car, ANY car's intake than this troll's lungs.
-V
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From: Houston
this dude is funny and entertaining. most probably his family doesn't want to talk to him, no social life, no woman... hehehehe... this is what he does to get off... hahahaha. Hey S2000sRslow, go get a towel and clean yourself.
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From: Philadelphia
[QUOTE]Originally posted by JT-KGY
[B]
S02 wont help the spinning wheel... it's a FWD... it will spin anything when that low boost turbo
kicks in... and thats how I put a one car length lead on my friend's 1.8t GTI today...
[B]
S02 wont help the spinning wheel... it's a FWD... it will spin anything when that low boost turbo
kicks in... and thats how I put a one car length lead on my friend's 1.8t GTI today...
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From: West Coast
That is the biggest bunch of BS I have ever heard. There is no way your little Jetta/Golf beat the S2000. I don't care what you have. I am sick and tired of Toyota Celicas coming on hear claiming victory when they are slow as dirt as well as Volkswagon bugs and golfs. I am so sick of it. The fact is every Toyota Celica (the new ones) I have raced have been a joke. As far as Volkswagons are concerned that's even worse. I dont care what kinda chip you have. (DORRITO CHIP)LOL. I think you saw too much FAST AND THE FURIOUS. By the way that Volkswagon in the movie was Automatic and only around 150 hp. Reality Check!
About a month ago there was a Volkswagon Golf GTi (v6) racing an integra on the freeway. They past me going about 90mph and they were flooring it and they looked so slow when they passed. I could have easily caught them and passed them. But I didn't waste my time because I know I would have beat them with no problem. I have done it before. You also have to know most of the S2000s you see on the road are stock and still very very fast. Try racing a modded S2000 like mine or anyone elses here. I will gladly take your pink slip and drive your piece of crap right off a cliff and take pictures and send them to you in the mail. I am just so sick of this crap going on.
Get a life man and grow up
About a month ago there was a Volkswagon Golf GTi (v6) racing an integra on the freeway. They past me going about 90mph and they were flooring it and they looked so slow when they passed. I could have easily caught them and passed them. But I didn't waste my time because I know I would have beat them with no problem. I have done it before. You also have to know most of the S2000s you see on the road are stock and still very very fast. Try racing a modded S2000 like mine or anyone elses here. I will gladly take your pink slip and drive your piece of crap right off a cliff and take pictures and send them to you in the mail. I am just so sick of this crap going on.
Get a life man and grow up