Yesterday I went to go play golf at what i thought was a very nice golf course. There weren't very many cars in the lot and I parked my car on the end of a row. Anyway, after finishing my round, I was putting my clubs up and walked around my car for a quick inspection. What did I find? Some a-hole had stuck a piece of gum on my right front fender. I was able to get most of it off right then and there and the rest later at my brother's.

What ticks me off is why the fu*k would anyone put a piece of gum on anyone's car?
Haters..........

 

The things people do out of jealousy are unbelievable. If you drive a nice car, this stuff eventually WILL happen. BUT, the real question is...how many strokes over par were you???

 

Let's not go there Red Blur. My game was a bit off yesterday. Besides, what are you trying to do? Add salt to my wounds?
=)

 

Years ago I had a part time job at a large shopping mall as a security guard. A regional manager for one of the stores in the mall drove a Ferrari 308. He was only on-site every few weeks, so his car definitely got a lot of attention. He always parked in one of the remote lots, away from other cars. I made a point of giving this lot a little extra coverage, fully aware that there are people who would mess with a Ferrari just because its a Ferrari.

One evening I noticed a bunch of Goth (black clothes, black eyeshadow, black lips, white facial makeup) kids surrounding the Ferrari. As a got closer I noted that they were kicking and spitting on it! I rounded them all up and took them to the security office and starting getting names and addresses and contacting their parents. Every single one of the asswhipes were from high dollar communities ($750,000+ homes) and had parents who probably could afforded the Ferrari. Normally I didn't ask (or care) why people did the stupid crap they did, but I was astounded that a bunch of rich kids would be angry at an expensive car. Turns out it was some social-consciousness BS.. you know starving kids in China, etc.

 

I'm fired up for you guys! It IS nuts. I'm not saying the gum is good, but I'm glad you didn't get your
car keyed. Anytime you can fix something, and not even by replacing anything (like a radio antenna), it's good. Those kids and the Ferrari Ughhhhh.

 

sorry to here about the gum. I have had few haters in houston mess with me in houston. had a suv doing 5 mph up a long freeway ramp blocking both lanes. He a Caddy cut me off going doing 90 mph and slam his brakes all the way down to 20 for no reason. got the finger a few times. The interesting thing is that they were all adults of 35-45 and not just a bunch of kids.

 

I don't think they're haters at all. I think they are bored, young punks that get their kicks out of damaging other people's property. It happens all the time and seems to be getting worse.

 

I have a solution:

Let's just kill all the children!

- Warren

 

Mandatory sterilization for every human on the planet. Then SCREW the ecology and P A R T Y !!!!