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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DrCloud,Dec 22 2005, 12:21 PM
[Don't mind xviper. He ran out of regular coffee this morning and had to resort to decaf, so he's less patient than he usually is. Also less focused -- with caffeine, he would have caught that gaffe on his first response.]


HPH
TEA! DAMNIT! I don't drink no stinkin' coffee. But I get all my caffeine from Coke.
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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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here's how u slip a clutch:

get a supercharger
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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 10:41 AM
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[QUOTE=xviper,Dec 22 2005, 01:14 PM]Moral of this story ..........................................
If you state you know "everything" about a subject and then promptly ask questions about that subject, you just painted a large BULLSEYE on your forehead.
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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by RED MX5,Dec 22 2005, 01:41 PM
OK XViper, I know everything there is to know about the S2000 , but can you explain this "delay valve" thing to me.
It's like a kind of "get out of jail free" card. If your mistress has one installed in her -------- (like the AP2 slave cyl) and one day she announces to you that she's "late", instead of freaking out, you simply remind her that her delay valve slowed down the advance of the sperm (or clutch disc) just long enough that they didn't make it to the egg. You can then take a bunch of flowers to your wife (or girlfriend) and know that all is well. Nothing got too stressed and breakage can be postponed to another day.
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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Dec 22 2005, 03:57 PM
It's like a kind of "get out of jail free" card. If your mistress has one installed in her -------- (like the AP2 slave cyl) and one day she announces to you that she's "late", instead of freaking out, you simply remind her that her delay valve slowed down the advance of the sperm (or clutch disc) just long enough that they didn't make it to the egg. You can then take a bunch of flowers to your wife (or girlfriend) and know that all is well. Nothing got too stressed and breakage can be postponed to another day.
this needs to be a sticky. literally.
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Old Dec 22, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Dec 22 2005, 12:57 PM
It's like a kind of "get out of jail free" card. If your mistress has one installed in her -------- (like the AP2 slave cyl) and one day she announces to you that she's "late", instead of freaking out, you simply remind her that her delay valve slowed down the advance of the sperm (or clutch disc) just long enough that they didn't make it to the egg. You can then take a bunch of flowers to your wife (or girlfriend) and know that all is well. Nothing got too stressed and breakage can be postponed to another day.
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