We were just at a light yesterday when two rednecks in a new Nissan Sentra "R" pulled up. The guy in the passenger seat purposely rolled down the window and said to the driver "hey check out the lawnmower beside us" The light turned green before we could offer to mow their lawn for 5 bucks

I love my lawnmower, do you?

 

What a bunch of idiots. Don't they know the S revs like a: "Sewing Machine!"

Duh!