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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Dis trhaed is reely funny! Oh and dont froget to mention the topopration, caus if you do't applie ze e-break, it won't fonktion porprely!
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Sep 7 2006, 11:07 AM
"I just got a flat tire from running over a sharp object. I just got this car brand new a few weeks ago. Will Honda warranty this? A brand new tire shouldn't go flat like this, should it? I want Honda to pay for a new tire."

Answer: For the love of ................................!
S'all good though, went to Discount Tire cuz that's where our tires come from, you know, and they took good care of me. Sold me two of the wrong tires in the wrong size for only the price of two of the wrong tires in the wrong size.... yo.
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,Sep 7 2006, 05:04 PM
S'all good though, went to Discount Tire cuz that's where our tires come from, you know, and they took good care of me. Sold me two of the wrong tires in the wrong size for only the price of two of the wrong tires in the wrong size.... yo.
Someone who was there.
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,May 5 2005, 01:21 PM
10. Take a good look at this:

Unlike most other cars on the road, the S2000 has one of these. After you turn the ignition key as far as it will go, it will NOT make any starter noises. The car will NOT turn over. You MUST push this button to make things happen. If you continue to force the key any further, your dumb ass will break the key and you will be in a world of hurt. PUSH THE FRIGGEN BUTTON!

I can feel the relief coming soon.
funny story... the day i purchased my car (NOT the first time i have driven an s2k, and yes i KNEW what the start button was), after all the papers, and after pdi, salesman hands me keys, shakes hand, etc.... i turn the key, engine doesnt start... im thinking WTF??? then.. "oh yea, start button..." i was so gitty/excited my mind was completely blank...
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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 11:33 PM
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hA! Wish i saw this before I got gas for the 1st time.. Took me 10mins to figure out where the release was for the gas tank, not to mention where my lug locks were (secret stash)
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by xviper,May 5 2005, 03:08 PM
I was pulling my sparkplugs and dented the black metal thingy that says VTEC.

Is my VTECH broken now? I think bestbuy is selling replacement VTECHs for $100, are these any good?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 10:13 AM
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[QUOTE=CKit,Sep 8 2006, 04:09 AM] I was pulling my sparkplugs and dented the black metal thingy that says VTEC.

Is my VTECH broken now?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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^ Too funny, Dave...
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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I have a question about the toe hook... doesn't it hurt?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bloodzombie,Sep 8 2006, 01:11 PM
I have a question about the toe hook... doesn't it hurt?
Only if it's in-grown.
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