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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:43 AM
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Thank you XV. Let me know when you get here. Got a bottle of wine for a visiting fireman.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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[QUOTE=xviper,May 5 2005, 07:08 PM]For the love of all things HOLY .................................................. ......
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by itsallforyou,May 6 2005, 11:57 AM
Finding it is the easy part, but could you please explain how you get over 5 quarts of oil in there without spilling any on your engine? Is there a special funnel I can get from my Honda dealer?

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Dirty, slippery, and frustrated in MD
You need an I.V. bag and tubing. Transfer the oil into the IV bag and insert the end of the tube into the dipstick hole. Hang the bag from the hood prop rod before you prop the hood up. Set the drip rate at max. You should have emptied all the jugs of oil in about 5 hours.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by xviper,May 5 2005, 02:21 PM
my car doesn't have the rubber nipples...although it does have a stick coming out on the side of my exhaust...does this mean I got a male?



















and out of seriousness...could you post a picture of that same area with the windscreen up Dave? I've been looking to do something like this
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:39 AM
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I have a question: My girlfriend is just a few pounds over the occupant weight limit given in the manual. If I let her drive my S on her own, is there any chance her fat ass will be able to pick up other dudes in such a sweet car?
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Old May 6, 2005 | 01:03 PM
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I just spent 4 grand in bolt on mods. how come I only gained 4hp? I put 50 bucks into my civic and it pulled wheelies
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Old May 6, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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wears the gas cap hodler???

how dew i change the blinker fluid dave???

why is the sky blue dave???

help me dave!!!!!!!!!!
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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sebrings2k,May 6 2005, 12:27 PM
and out of seriousness...could you post a picture of that same area with the windscreen up Dave? I've been looking to do something like this
Peter, check your PM.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dcak,May 6 2005, 12:39 PM
If I let her drive my S on her own, is there any chance her fat ass will be able to pick up other dudes in such a sweet car?
Of course, she will. However, those other dudes will have to drive their own car to the motel so they don't further exceed the GVW of the S.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by billman250,May 6 2005, 02:03 PM
I just spent 4 grand in bolt on mods. how come I only gained 4hp? I put 50 bucks into my civic and it pulled wheelies
This has got to be one of the dumbest questions out there.

Anybody who knows anything about anything will know that bolting on the weight of 4 grand pianos will flat-spot the tires, making kinda hard to roll.

On the other hand, the weight of 50 fetal male white tail deer weighs next to nothing.

Geez, Billman, I thought you were smarter than this.
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