youngest s2k owner
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From: Alpharetta, GA (ATL)
All that's nothing. At the ripe age of 1, I started bottling and selling my mothers breast milk. By the age of 4 I saved up enough gerber UPC labels to buy a tricycle out of their catalogue. At the age of 6 I picked up a job mining coal. On the side I waited tables at Chuckie Cheese. My parents never supported me and would steal money out of my savings. Finally, I found one too many piggy banks mysteriously broken so I ran away. I lived in a cardboard box in an alley behind Wolfgang Puck and lived off of of leftover ducktail sauce left in the plastic microwavable containers in their dumpster. At the age of 10 I hooked up with a traveling circus and performed the highwire act with a bunch of Nigerian Monkeys. The circus paid well and I started a savings account. By the age of 15 I saved up approximately $38,000. At the time, the circus was in Maine. It was the fall of 1999.... October I believe. I was walking barefooted in the snow uphill, with no shoes on when I saw the glowing light from a Honda dealer. I walked in and saw a Black on Black 2000 S2000 for the first time. I immediately fell and love and asked the first sales person I saw if I could take it for a test drive. He laughed at me and told me that no one could even touch the car and that they were only making 3. I asked him how much the car was and he told me $37,000. I pulled out my life savings and happily gave it to him. He gave me the keys and I left with my S2000. However, I didn't get far because of the snow. So I left my car at the dealership until the spring and then came back to pick up the car. The dealership acted like they didn't know what I was talking about so I am currently in the process of suing AHC. The End.
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From: Alpharetta, GA (ATL)
Yea, I think in my former life I was a director. I have so many idea's in my head that I never do anything with. I've committed my life to science and that's about it. If I was attractive, I would try my hand in the acting/ entertainment business, but I'm not.