Ah, the old barefoot and pregnant routine! Charming! Hope you guys have plenty of time, as it will take quite a bit of it to take ALL our shoes away. We have many hiding places where we keep shoes you don't even know we have.

 

Rob, your water isn't the best. (take that!) I have done blind taste tests with our well water and bottled water and everyone likes our well water best. Straight out of the ground, from the Sierra Nevada mountains, flowing in underground rivers to the sea. Aaaaahhhhhh.
And my dog will EAT any cat, any day, any time.

 

^^Our water's good too -- straight from a delightful mountain reservoir. MMMM, yum, yum -- and my dog eats cats for breakfast.

 

Of course it's the best, it's from New York City. Need I say more? Everything else is second best. Let there be no doubt. (Take that.)

And our rats and roaches will eat any dog or cat any day of the week. So there.

 

Don't forget the giant alligators in the sewers!!

Regarding NYC water. My oldest kicked around starting a company to bottle it and sell it to all the New Yorkers that migrate here in the Winter. His girlfriend is a firm believer in NYC water.

fltsfshr

 

I have 3 German Shepherd and 2 cats, but I do believe

Cats Rule and Dogs Drool.

And a gender war, eh? Good thing we have lots of women in Vintage. It's funny that guys have to keep us barefoot, pregnant and without rights to feel superior. We don't have to do anything but sit back and watch.

 

[QUOTE=Kyras,Jan 12 2005, 04:05 PM] I have 3 German Shepherd and 2 cats, but I do believe

Cats Rule and Dogs Drool.

And a gender war, eh?

 

Those aren't alligators, those are teenage mutant ninja turtles. Everybody in New York knows that.

 

I do believe Vintage men have learned the value of the females in their lives. If my husband would get on this site he has a great list of reasons why motorcyles are better than females. Not quite the men vs. women but it is funny and naughty.

 

When my kids were little they loved the TMNTs. They dressed as them for Halloween.